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xPonkSongx

from RueTape 2010 by Courageous Rue

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    xPonkSongx is a protest song of sorts. Beware service industry types!
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Wrote this song after running into bad customer service at a national chain of pizza restaurants.

lyrics

That's right ladies and gentlemen
This is Courageous Rue
And we're bringin' a song
Directly to you
Now if you've ever been bad customer service
That sucks ass...
Well this song is dedicated to all of those
With no class...
YEAH!

Woke up early one mornin'
Tried to get some life
Then I dialed the number
Straight inside.
Pick up the other line
I don't know just who it is
It's some guy I don't recognize...


I wanna order
Want to order
Want to order
I wanna order
Want to order
Want to order
I wanna order
Want to order
Want to order
I wanna order
Want to order
Want to order

That's right
I know it won't turn out right...
That's right
I know it won't turn out right...

Then the other guys says
"What the hell do you want?"
I tell him and then I wait an hour.
Then it shows up later
Then I look inside
I'm not happy with what I got
No oh no...

And I'm not happy
I'm not happy
I'm not happy
And I'm not happy
I'm not happy
I'm not happy
And I'm not happy
I'm not happy
I'm not happy
And I'm not happy
I'm not happy
I'm not happy...

Cuz it's not what I wanted
And it's not what I needed
Just give me what I want today...
That's what I said that's what I said I said...

(Hey Bro!)
Hey Charlie!
(What's goin' on?!)
Hey not much man. What's goin' on with you, man? I'm justa...kinda hangin' out!
(Oh...really? )
Yeah...
(Well, dude, seem kinda troubled.)
Well, I've just been kinda waiting for my food for the last two and a half hours
And the waiter won't come back...
Ya know...I'm out of here, man. I'm out
(Oh, alright bro. Well, I'll catch you on the flip side!)
Take it easy. You too man. Peace out.

Let me tell you a little story please
While including the 1, 2's, and 3's
But I want to not mangle up all my words
Cuz when you hear this you're gonna think it's absurd
We've got ourselves a problem and we've got a problem quick
And you've got tell 'em that it is makin' you sick
When you ask for service and then you don't get it
"Brother, why are you working here man?! Forget it!"
But I want to tell all your family and friends
To boycott now. Yes, regularly
And they will and we will all feel good
And rollin' down the street like we should (like we should)
But I want to make sure that they draw the line
That's why I wrote a song and wrote a funky rhyme
Now it's time to let go...

I should just chill out.............................NAH!

That's right.
You know what?
I'm gonna go over there right now
I'm look at that dude in the face
And say, "Hey! I'm a human bring!
I have some basic human rights!
And you've got to respect it!"

Cuz it's not what I wanted
(No it's not what I wanted!)
And it's not what I needed
(And absolutely not what I needed)
Just give me what I want today...
(Just give me what I want today!)
That's what I said that's what I said I said...
(That's all I said!)
(That's all I said!)

Well, there we are ladies and gentlemen
The next time you fell professin'
Take this song over to the next bad customer rep
And teach them a lesson.
We can only teach each other as well
As people treat us
So the next time we come up to you
We won't cause a fuss...Alright?
Frakin' ponk!

credits

from RueTape 2010, released December 31, 2010
Written, performed, recorded, & produced by Nelson Velazquez
Drums by Al Luhps.

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